Him: WHat's he doing?
Me: (The Man is gaming with friends, and I don't want to get into details) Uh, he's doing something fun!
Him: [gasp of surprise] like DRIVING A DUMP TRUCK??!
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My mother gives him a bowl of applesauce with blackberries in it. She gives him three, but he asked for 10. The next time, she asks how many, he says ten again, and she says, how about three?
He looks up at her, scowl on his face. "I already TRIED three, Gran!"
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The other day, The Boy is eating and for some reason The Man decides he wants to get him to enjoy it more, and asks him to pretend like he's in a commercial. Smile! he says! Making mmm'ing noises!
The Boy is confused. We finally realize why.
Between DVD and Treehouse, he's never seen an ad.
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