Things I could submit to Learn From My Fail

1 rocking a baby is not the best time to discover that you do not understand the physics of liquids ... Hot liquids ... And what they do while you are rocking and trying to drink at the same time.

(no babies were harmed during this fail)

2 do not leave an eight year old, six year old, and four year old unsupervised. Ever. You will end up with a flooded deck, a pool filled with dirt, sand tracked through the house and toys EVERYWHERE. Seriously, you will wake in the night with a gecko stuck to your back. A plastic one, thankfully.