Just in case you were wondering

The correct kitchen implement for removing slices of apple from the small neck of a metal water bottle (yes, that exact one!) is a chopstick. You'd think that tweezers would be good, for gripping, but they are too small to effectively grasp the apple. You'd think that the cheese knife with the hook end would be good for grabbing. But no, a simple chopstick to poke away the slices you don't want and encourage the one slice you do want does the trick admirably.

Also, it gets easier when there are only three or so left in the bottle, as opposed to the original 10. This easy task will only use up 15 minutes of your day!

Just my public service announcement for the day.