Lies lies lies.
It's hilarious though, his lies. Did you eat that? Nooooo ... (while mouth is covered in it) Did you wash your hands? Yes! (while hands are covered in dirt) Were you playing on the iPad? No, I was just sitting near it!
It's aggravating, is what it is.
This morning, he got up early. I got up only a half hour later. I let in the cat (This is important for later, i promise.) And I found that the strawberries that were on the counter had been opened ... And bitten ... And cut.
"N, did you cut the strawberries?" I ask.
"nooooo...." he says. "but I DID see the CAT clawing strawberries in two!"
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