Saturday, December 11, 2010

Dear Daughter's Upper Front Teeth,

Re: Cease and Desist Order

I realize that with the advent of Christmas, and the knowledge that there will be cookies! and chocolate! and turkey! and cupcakes! and candy canes! and goodness only knows what, you are eager -- all FOUR OF YOU -- to come through at once. But please don't. You may not have noticed, but it makes The Girl not sleep. And she is cranky. You hurt.

And if you hadn't noticed SHE DOESN'T EAT ANYTHING ANYWAY.

So: my Christmas gift? NOT THE TWO FRONT TEETH.

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