The Boy, backyard: AHHHH!!! AHHH!!! CENTIPEDE!!
Me: That's ok. Centipedes can't hurt you.
TB: Q (from daycare) says they can kill you!
Me: Oh, in some parts of the world centipedes are dangerous. But not here. The ones here aren't poisonous.
TB: They don't have to be poisonous to kill you!
Me: .... Well how do they do it then?
TB: They have KNIVES. In between their TEETH. I saw them kill some guy!
Me: .....
Do five year olds have special hallucinogenics?
1 comment:
ROFL XD XD XD
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