Relaxing with the 'rents

Or not, since my child -- the one who hates toys -- has been into EVERYTHING since we arrived, and not one hour had elapsed since my arrival when I found myself cleaning the carpet of the oil he had found in the cupboard and splashed all over the place.

And then not a minute later as I was trying to get the oil up, he dumped my mother's earrings all over the bathroom floor.

Sigh.