Note to self

When trying to avoid aged cheeses to prevent the current frequent
migraines, a bowl of pasta with black beans, tomato sauce, green
pepper and onion may SEEM like a good idea, but will actually turn
your mild but annoying heartburn into something resembling a raging
inferno.

Still. Keep in mind tums are a heck of a lot easier to take than the
feeling that your brain is going to explode, and there's nothing you
can do about it.